Spherx's Domain

2010 August 26^th 2:00 AM

I think I am time traveling…hmmm…what should I do…I want to have a baby but how do I do that with tine traveling sperm…hmmm…I need time to think…I know…I will travel into the past in order to think about it…but where to start…

Triassic Period Sun in the Middle of the Sky PM?

Damn it is hot…HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DINOSAUR???NEXT!!!

1954 September 6^th 4:00 PM

I land in a smelly, smokey, and people full room where everything is groovy…man I feel like eating…I will eat the rest of the potatoes I left in the fridge when I get home…

2003 February 1^st 9:31 AM

I was still feeling good as I was all of a sudden falling to the earth…quickly…faster than a normal fall of the chair…more like falling through the air like I jumped out of a plane…suddenly something that looked like a space ship was quickly approaching me and I panicked and pissed everywhere…mostly on their windshield…all of a sudden the ship exploded…hmmm…time traveling pee???

1910 January 22^nd 10:41 PM

Weird…Flapper girls running around drunk and HOT!!! Time for so Tenussy!!! No how to have baby…dammit not another time…

1966 July 4^th 5:23 PM

I wake up in a baby carriage…how did this happen…hmmm…sleepy…so tired….oh shit…

2010 August 28^th 8:02 AM 1982

Here I arrive…sleepy, angry, and dumber…But the time passes and I calm down as I realize we no longer need suits and I can stop farting into my suit…aaaaahhhhhh…fresh air….Oh wait babies…oh well later…

Some day’s I like to lay around naked with my dingle dangle hanging out, singing opera, and eating chocolate ice cream…I call this my Dingle Dangle Diva Day…This has nothing to do with anything I was just putting it down on paper to let everyone know I have a Dingle Dangle Diva Day…

I was walking in the park the other day whistling some phat beats, when I stumbled upon a small newspaper with ladies on it…It was called the Victoria’s Secret catalog…Who is this Victora and what is her so-called secret?…I decided to go on a journey to find out…this proved to be a little more difficult than I thought…Spherx and the gang had locked me in the park after I had smeared poop-staches on all of their self painted portraits…To be fair I painted one on my painting also…

So I had to plan an escape out of my poop-stache-painting-prison…but in order to do so I needed to make them think I was still inside that prison…so I, using a series of flowers and grass blades, painted a to scale version of myself standing in the corner…I then hid in the bushes and made a bunch of whispers to make people think that I needed to talk to them…Patches walked by and I whispered, “Free Brains”…he seemed to hear nothing and kept walking…Cora walked by and I whispered, “Hey there is a coupon to a hair boutique in here”…nothing…finally some carny looking bastard who had a wheel holding his head up was walking by…I whispered, “Hey Bro come check this out”…He paused and opened the gate using his massive head butting powers…

I started to walk out when I realized he too left a stream of urine on the ground…curious…any who I ran off to find Victoria’s Secret…I hope it is something dirty…like really dirty…