Poogs and Togs…
Sunday, June 6th, 2010
It is time for a new job…I have looked extensively and I have decided to apply for the position of hot dog maker…My job consists of filling the skin with the ingredients that go into a hot dog…and I know that the inside of a hot dog is made up of; sawdust, ants, pig lips, human ears, bat wings, laughter, baby tears, and shovel tips…I was curious why people eat all of this shit, but then I grilled one with the team on my first day and, HOLY SHIT!!!These things are fucking amazing…My first day on the line I think I ate fifty one…I found out that the hot dog eating record was…sixty eight hot dogs…so, determined, I tried to up my score day by day…My second day I ate fifty six…I know you all are jealous…
About ten minutes after I ate the second round of hot dogs, I had to poop so bad that I could not breathe…with no where else to poop I hooked up the filling tube to my ass and filled the hot dogs with my smelly inside paste…This turned out to be one of the worst things I have ever done, because the person after my in the filling line said that the hot dogs smelled terrible and that we should taste check the first few…rather than watch every one eat my poop and loose my job I made the choice to eat all of the poop dogs…the first few were awful…like really awful…so bad that I had to throw up down the tube in to the hot dog skin, thus creating Up Dogs…hehehe…what’s Up Dogs???
So there I was eating Poop, Up, and Hot dogs…I got really sick…Pretty soon I was secreting fluids and stuff from all orifices…what I will not say, lets just end it with Children Dogs..anyways…I had to quit the job due to CDC Law and return to the domain…but at least I made two hundred bucks while I was there…
