Watchmen

Watchmen

A group of costumed heroes reunite to solve the murder of one of their own and discover a bigger, more sinister plot in the process. 

Idiot Chittix The Comedian is dead! Which one of you did it!?!
Mac Who died?
Idiot Chittix The Comedian.
Mac Guess he should have had some better jokes…
Spherx
Sounds like he’s been watching the Watchmen.
Mac
Who watched the Watchmen?
Spherx Idiot Chittix. He thinks one of us killed The Comedian.
Patches They made that into a movie? I thought that graphic novel had too broad a scope to translate properly on film?
Spherx Well they did it, and pretty well I might add. It’s almost shot-for-shot faithful. If there are any flaws, it’s probably in the source material.
Idiot Chittix
Those sound like the words of a guilty man.
 

Idiot Chittix cracks open a pen and smears ink across his face

 

Spherx
The book ended with some giant squid creating catastrophe. I think the movie’s choice to change that is much more appropriate. I also enjoyed the opening credit sequence. A great way of accomplishing two things at once, showing credits and revealing half a century of history to the audience. It’s been done before, but I like the presentation of it.
Idiot Chittix I’ll get to the bottom of this! It had to be an inside job. Only someone he knew could get that close to him. I’m looking at you Dr. Manhattan!.
Patches I’m Bug.
Idiot Chittix You probably used your dimensionless headshield to teleport into his apartment!
Patches It doesn’t work like that. My helmet’s not a teleporter. It stores stuff.
Idiot Chittix
Convenient for you then…
Patches Yes. It is.
Idiot Chittix I bet.
Patches Yup.
Mac Hey, IC. Did it occur to you that maybe the Comedian’s murder is just a distraction to keep you from figuring out the true villainous plot at hand?
Idiot Chittix What do you know, Nite Owl?
Mac Just a theory. Maybe it was a political killing?
Idiot Chittix Or maybe someone’s picking off costumed heroes.
Mac Don’t you think that’s a little paranoid?
Idiot Chittix Is that what people are saying about me now? I’m paranoid?
Spherx No, we’re saying that you’re an idiot!
 

Spherx wipes the ink off IC

 

Idiot Chittix GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!!!

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