Peter Klaven has spent so much time courting women, he never developed his male relationships and doesn’t have a best man for his wedding. So he sets out to find one and interviews many strange characters before finding a best friend in Sydney. But when Peter starts giving more attention to Sydney than his fiancee, it puts a strain on both relationships and puts the wedding in jeopardy.

	Hey Spherx. Would you be my best man for my wedding?
	You’re getting married?
	Yeah. Took awhile but I finally found my soul mate.
	You’re serious? Who is she?
	We’ve actually known each other for a long time. One day I just woke up and it dawned on me how perfect we are together. I never really saw her that way and then one day it just clicked.
	Well c’mon man, who is she?
	IC raises his right hand.
	Um, stop? Hello?
	Don’t be rude. Say hi!
	To who?
	My fiancee.
	IC directs his eyes toward his hand.
	Your hand? Your hand is your fiancee?
	Yep! Isn’t she wonderful?
	Is this a joke? Cuz I’m not getting it.
	Oh my god Spherx! How can you be so rude?!? I invite you to be my best man at my wedding and you insult my bride!
	Your bride is your HAND! This is ridiculous!
	It’s not ridiculous! It’s true love! She always knows just how to make me feel good!
	Is this some elaborate dick joke?
	Fine, I guess I made a mistake. I’m sure Mac would rather be my best man. Hey Mac wanna be the best man at our wedding?
	IC holds up his hand
	You and Spherx are getting hitched? Hell yeah!
	Mac hi-five’s IC’s hand
	AAH! You assaulted my lady! Shhhh… don’t cry baby, I’ll defend your honor! What? You’re gonna do it yourself? You’re in trouble now Mac! She’s angry as hell! And she’s on the rag!
	What the fuck is going on?
	I’m disturbed and intrigued at the same time.
	IC takes a swing at Mac, misses, and crushes his hand into the wall.
	(crying) OH MY GOD! You bastard! She’s a vegetable now!
	Don’t cry IC, I’m sure you’ll find somebody else. What about your left hand? She looks kinda cute…
	NO! That one cheated on me with the crazy, dirty guy in the alley!
	Mac vomits

• Score: B
• Reviewer: Spherx
• Date: March 25, 2009