Rose and Norah sort out their own lives by cleaning up the mess of others. As Rose envies the lives of her friends from high school, Norah tries to make the clean-up job more personal by tracking down the daughter of one of their deceased clients. Meanwhile, their father babysits Rose’s son and includes him on his exploits for earning extra income.

	That was a cute movie.
	Maybe we should start our own decomp-cleanup business!
	Are you serious? You’re a walking culture farm. You’d only make things worse.
	But I wanna see a dead body!
	First of all, you don’t wanna see a dead body. And second, Rose and Norah never dealt with the dead. Just the left-over mess after the body was removed.
	No, hear me out! What we do is instead of waiting for the police to call us in, we go make the crime scenes! That way we get all the business because we’re first to the scene and know exactly what we’re dealing with!
	So you’re saying we murder people for the extra business and alert the police about it so they can call us first?
	No! We don’t murder anyone. We just encourage the suicides!
	Oh my god! That’s the most despicable fucking thing I’ve ever heard!
	You just don’t have a snout for business. It’s all about keeping profits high! Running this website makes us dick for cash! We’re basically like the girl scrubbing the rich people’s toilets. And you’re banging a cop who will never love you because you have low self-esteem.
	What?
	Look. I really just wanna attend that rich bitch’s baby shower. They were eating baby poop straight out of the diaper!
	That was chocolate. The whole point of that scene was for Rose to realize that she was better than those girls she was jealous of. Those trophy wives had hollow lives that afford them the free time to host baby showers with sick games like sampling chocolate out of diapers.
	Thanks. You just pulled the awesome rug out from under me.
	Did you notice Chloe from 24 was in it?
	Nope, but I did notice that one dude was missing an arm. How do you think he lost it?
	Well since they didn’t explain it in the movie, it’s not important.
	I bet he lost it in a sword fight.
	Why would he ever be in a sword fight?
	You’re right. That’s dumb. I bet he used to be a decomp-cleaner guy and when he visited a house some dude was waiting for him inside with a chainsaw!
	I bet that since he builds military models, he probably used to serve and lost the arm in battle.
	Yeah, right. Then why would he pick such a difficult hobby?
	(shakes head in disappointment)
	He should get a claw arm.

• Score: A
• Reviewer: Spherx
• Date: March 22, 2009