Nick Twisp meets Sheeni Saunders on vacation and instantly falls in love with her. She convinces him she’s into the ‘bad-boy type’ and in order for her to leave her uber-christian parents and him his lush of a mom, Nick develops an alter-ego named Francois Dillinger who helps him plot a course of destruction in order to win Sheeni’s affections.

	Damn. That kid went through a lot of trouble just to get laid.
	Yes. Quite excessive. Whatever happened to bringing the girl flowers and inviting her out to a fine dinner?
	That went away when chicks stopped dating pussies! Nowadays, you just gotta introduce yourself, squeeze her boobs, and then flash your junk at her!
	That’s disgusting!
	Yeah! AND it works! Girls LOVE that shit! Gets me laid every time.
	What? You’ve never gotten laid! When did you get laid?
	I banged a ham sandwich before the movie. I was halfway through eating it when I folded it over and just wrecked that thing!
	UGH. GROSS.
	(Cora approaches)
	(whispers) Hey, here comes Cora. Try it out on her.
	No way!
	Fine. Watch this then. HEY CORA!
	(IC reaches for Cora but she slaps him away)
	HEY! DON’T TOUCH ME!
	No? Maybe this will change your mind…
	(IC presents his junk)
	OH MY GOD! YOU’RE DISGUSTING!
	Disgustingly sexy! Hey where are you going?
	See! It doesn’t work!
	I’m leaving! Some guy emailed me a picture of his dick and I’m gonna meet him for coffee!
	Son-of-a-bitch!!!
	Hehehe… hot coffee.

• Score: B
• Reviewer: Spherx
• Date: January 9, 2010