Day 1

Curious to see if the light does turn off when you close the refrigerator door I decided to set up an experiment I would live in the refrigerator at Quiphen’s house for a few days and email him my reports on my observations.

After preparing my supplies, I set out on my perilous task. When I arrived at Quiphen’s I rang the bell and after a couple of minutes Quiphen opened the door and asked what the hell I was doing at his house at 6:00am. I told him my proposal and he proceeded to slam my head repeatedly in the fridge door.

Fortunately my helmet prevented any injury. Unfortunately, since the door never completely closed, I could not advance my research. I had to find another way to carry out my experiment. At this point I blacked out.

When I woke up I was in an ally. I realized that a full 6 hours had passed since I had begun my experiment quickly I set off to site B Spherx’s refrigerator. Hopefully he would greet me more cheerfully than Quiphen.

I showed up and explained my experiment. He then commented that it had been a while since I had submitted anything to him. I was about to explain when he picked my supplies and me up and threw me into the fridge.

I was amazed by the fact that the light went out as soon as he closed the door. Now I am getting tired of writing for the day and I think I will relax by the reservoir of Iced Tea. To conclude I have learned one thing: Soooooo c-c-colllldddd!!