It was a long summer day in Sporg when Idiot Chittix was born. No one is truly sure when he was born but they do know he was the pride of the clan. He held his head high even at the tender age of twenty minutes old. At three days old he began to attend school.

He knew every answer and he could also build a ray gun when he turned 4 days old. One day when Idiot Chittix was playing on the play farm, he noticed a beautiful chittix by the name of Esmerelda. As he approached her he began to get nervous and wet his fur. He decided today wasn’t the day to talk to the beautiful chittix. So he climbed on top of the kartashi bars (monkey Bars).

Soon Idiot Chittix heard a voice calling him. When he looked in the direction of the voice he noticed it was Esmerelda calling him. He panicked, his hands went wet with sweat, he stood up and was about to call back to her when a gust of wind blew him of the kartashi bars and he landed squaw onto his head. When he awakened, his head throbbing and blood gushing out from every where, he noticed when he tried to talk that he sounded like a complete buffoon.

In fact he found he couldn’t form a complete sentence with out adding profanity or the words: cat, bandana, and bamikoo into it. Idiot Chittix decided to drop out of school and run away in order to not shame his clan. One day he wandered onto this website and has never been asked to leave.