Moon
Sam Bell is nearly at the end of his contract which has him isolated on the Moon, mining its resources, for 3 years. When an accident occurs, Sam discovers something’s not quite right at the moon base and must unravel a disturbing mystery before he catches his flight home.
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What a clever and interesting mystery! Totally not what I thought it was gonna be. And what a dream role for an actor to be able to play so many versions of his character. |
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I say it was a total rip-off! |
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What!? What the hell are you talking about? That movie was awesome! And all the moon surface effects were amazing! |
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It was misleading! I hate it when they trick you into seeing stuff that isn’t what you think it is! |
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What do you mean? It says Moon on the poster and there’s a picture of an astronaut on it. What didn’t you understand? |
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I thought that was an ASS-tronaut! A professional mooner! |
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Mooner? |
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I thought this movie was going to be about a guy running around randomly showing his bare ass to people! It was supposed to be hilarious! Instead it was all dramatic and shit! |
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You’re out of your mind! And Kevin Spacey voicing the helper robot was pretty funny! |
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Not as funny as sitting in a restaurant next to the window waiting for your food to arrive when some bold dude streaks by and delivers a “pressed ham”! |
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That’s it. I’m not taking you to see classy movies anymore. |
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Great! Then we can watch good movies like Hamlet! |
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Yes! Exactly! Wait, you’ve seen Hamlet? |
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No, but guessing from the title I’m sure I’ll love it. |
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Oh boy. |