Fantastic Mr. Fox
Mr. Fox enters a midlife crisis and resorts to returning to the thrill of his youth by stealing goods from the nearby farmers Boggis, Bunce, and Bean. The thefts spark a war between man vs. woodland animal and Mr. Fox must find a way to fix the deathly siutuation he’s brought upon himself and his friends.
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Fantastic Mr. Fox was fantastic! |
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Christ! That’s like the hundredth time you’ve used that superlative to describe that movie! |
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Well it’s true. That movie was absolutely delightful. |
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Hey guys, what would we do if someone came along and bulldozed this warehouse? |
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That would never happen. No one cares about this part of town.
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Yeah, but real estate developers build unnecessary shit all the time. They’re building a pro-sports stadium in Los Angeles for a team they don’t even have.
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Yeah! And I can’t even count all the boring, generic, and EMPTY office parks that litter the landscape! |
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They have some stupid mentality that if you own land, you MUST develop it. Humans don’t deserve this planet… |
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Um, guys, I think we’re getting off topic here… |
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Right. What would we do if someone demolished our home?
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No, we were talking about- |
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We’d probably just go down the street to another warehouse.
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Why can’t we own a real house? Like the humans live in? |
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Because humans won’t sell to us. They see us and either run away screaming or try to kill us. |
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GUYS! The movie! |
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Yeah, we know. It was ‘fantastic’.
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You know what? We should get back at the humans! Fuck with ‘em a bit. |
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YEAH! Fuck with them up! |
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What do they love the most? Attack what they love! |
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They love… um… money. And… stupid useless shiny rocks… |
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SQUABS! We should steal their squabs! We fill our bellies and they feel the pinch! |
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YEAH! But what’s a squab? |
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This is so fucking stupid. |
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You cussin’ at me? |
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I don’t know, you cussin’ at me? |
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Don’t you cuss at me! |
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I’ll cuss at you if you’re cussing at me! |
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(mumbling) Hey guys, I’m back with the squabs! |
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OH MY GOD! What’s in your snout!?! |
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Squabs don’t have fur… |
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Are those cats? |
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(mumbling) Dead cats! |
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(mumbling) It’s alright you guys. I found them like this. |