Bronson
In 1974, Michael Peterson robbed a post office for 26 british pounds and fame. Originally sentenced to 7 years in jail, Peterson has been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement, during which time, he adopted his alter ego: ‘Charles Bronson.’
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Well, that was an eyefull of cock! |
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Yeah, but it was for the sake of art so it’s okay. |
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Is that how you tell yourself you’re not gay? |
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C’mon, there was a good movie around Bronson’s dong. Maybe YOU’RE gay because instead of paying attention to the story you were fixated on his hog! |
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Oh my god! Maybe you’re right!? Maybe I do wanna eat weiners? |
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Probably. |
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(stares blankly) Man meat…. |
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But on a whole, I enjoyed the movie. It wasn’t as weird as A Clockwork Orange but it definitely had an strange feel to it. The music was really ecclectic too. Electronic mixed with opera. |
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I think I wanna listen to some George Michael… |
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It’s amazing that he’s been in prison for so long just from beating the shit out of prison guards and stealing barely any money. I thought he killed people in prison, but no, he just roughed ‘em up because he enjoyed prison so much. |
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Roughed ‘em up without his clothes on. |
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I really enjoyed the presentation of the storytelling. This must be an actor’s dream role to be able to cut loose and deliver monologues without limits because your character is so eccentric. |
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He cut loose his pants… |
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Really IC? You’re not gonna let it go? I’m trying to review a movie here! |
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So much DICK!!! |
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That’s it, I’m outta here! |