Sorority Row

What’s it About:  A bitchy sorority decides to play a prank on a douche bag by pretending that a roofie supplied to him by them. So they take her to a secluded mine shaft (of course). While they are looking for rocks to make her body sink in the lake(I’m not making this up) she places her phone on video record to laugh at it later? But uh oh the douche bag stabs her with a tire iron in the chest, well she’s dead now and instead of calling the cops they decide to cover it up but bad news hot sorority chicks she might be back and looking for revenge!

What’s Deadly: It’s gory and there is lots of naked chicks so that’s something.

What’s Wimpy: The acting is awful. And the plot is more stuoid then a blonde sorority chick. The girls are so dumb that it will induce headaches. The killer is really obvious so no suspense here.

Rating:

Half a brain

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