Waltz With Bashir

Waltz With Bashir

Filmmaker Ari Folman can’t explain why he can’t remember much of his service in the Israeli army, so he interviews his comrades in order to piece together his history and make sense of a recurring vision.

Spherx Hey you guys. I’m going to see Waltz with Bashir. Anyone wanna join me?
Mac Nope.
Patches Naw.
Idiot Chittix Suck it.
Spherx
Oh come on! The animation looks really fresh and interesting! Like A Scanner Darkly and Renaissance!
Mac
Are those movies?
Spherx You guys are asses.
Idiot Chittix Have fun dancing with Bashir!
 

90 minutes later…

Spherx
Oh you guys missed some amazing animation! Some of the best cell-shaded animation I’ve ever seen.
Patches Did you learn anything new about the waltz?
Spherx
That’s not what the movie was about! It was about a former Israeli army soldier who can’t remember anything from the time he served and sets about interviewing his comrades hoping to find some link to certain inexplicable visions he’s been having. Ultimately, he remembers all the horrors he faced and the atrocities he was accompany to, including the massacre of 3000 Palestinian refugees.
Patches
And they animated all that?
Spherx Well, everything except some actual footage of the massacre during the last minute or two. But the animation was beautiful and haunting.
Idiot Chittix Any boobs in it?
Spherx You guys are ridiculous. And yes, kinda.
Patches Maybe it is worth seeing!
Spherx
Yes! It is! But not for that! It’s a compelling examination into the ugliness and reality of how savage and random war is. And it’s literally told from the director’s perspective. He lived through it all!
Mac Does the hero get the girl in the end?
Spherx There are no heroes in this film. Just honest confessions of the blind ignorance and fear he and his friends experienced.
Patches I don’t get what waltzing has to do with any of this.
Mac You can admit you went to a dance lesson, we won’t make fun of you… too much.
Spherx I hate you guys.

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