Comments for Spherx's Domain http://www.spherxsdomain.com An examination of Earth culture by aliens Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:24:25 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 Comment on Why We Don’t Need The Avengers Movie by Mac http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1547&cpage=1#comment-532 Mac Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:24:25 +0000 http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1547#comment-532 I'll be the villain. The food I cook will be so tasty that the public cannot resist its charms, but it will be laced with a cocktail of PCP and LSD. The public will devour itself, much like in Batman Begins except that the public will be taking my drugs willingly. If any superhero team interferes, the public will riot against them and subdue them like in the prologue to The Incredibles. Nothing will stop me, except maybe eating my own delicately laced food. I’ll be the villain. The food I cook will be so tasty that the public cannot resist its charms, but it will be laced with a cocktail of PCP and LSD. The public will devour itself, much like in Batman Begins except that the public will be taking my drugs willingly. If any superhero team interferes, the public will riot against them and subdue them like in the prologue to The Incredibles. Nothing will stop me, except maybe eating my own delicately laced food.

]]> Comment on Why We Don’t Need The Avengers Movie by Spherx http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1547&cpage=1#comment-531 Spherx Wed, 08 Sep 2010 06:54:59 +0000 http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1547#comment-531 Son-of-a-.... can you get me Iron Man's autograph? Son-of-a-…. can you get me Iron Man’s autograph?

]]> Comment on Why We Don’t Need The Avengers Movie by IC http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1547&cpage=1#comment-530 IC Wed, 08 Sep 2010 06:36:40 +0000 http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1547#comment-530 Promise you won't be mad...but they asked me to shoot the avengers movie for them... Promise you won’t be mad…but they asked me to shoot the avengers movie for them…

]]> Comment on Here and Back Again… by Mac http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1545&cpage=1#comment-529 Mac Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:13:22 +0000 http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1545#comment-529 I think that's the most eloquent writing ever to come from IC. Who knew he knew enough to identify a hot flapper girl? Why the hell would you want a baby? You wouldn't be able to keep your feces out of it's eyes and it would always have conjunctivitis. They are cute, though I doubt yours would be. I've heard they are good-tasting and tender, but I doubt yours would be. I think that’s the most eloquent writing ever to come from IC. Who knew he knew enough to identify a hot flapper girl?

Why the hell would you want a baby? You wouldn’t be able to keep your feces out of it’s eyes and it would always have conjunctivitis. They are cute, though I doubt yours would be. I’ve heard they are good-tasting and tender, but I doubt yours would be.

]]> Comment on Here and Back Again… by Spherx http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1545&cpage=1#comment-528 Spherx Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:41:39 +0000 http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1545#comment-528 What? What?

]]> Comment on Ask Idiot Chittix! by Spherx http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?page_id=24&cpage=1#comment-527 Spherx Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:01:42 +0000 http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?page_id=24#comment-527 Does this look infected? Does this look infected?

]]> Comment on Furry-style… by Spherx http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1541&cpage=1#comment-526 Spherx Wed, 25 Aug 2010 12:53:27 +0000 http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1541#comment-526 I'd say you could try staring at pictures of the cast of Jersey Shore... but that might make your penis implode on itself... I’d say you could try staring at pictures of the cast of Jersey Shore… but that might make your penis implode on itself…

]]> Comment on Furry-style… by Mac http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1541&cpage=1#comment-525 Mac Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:01:45 +0000 http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1541#comment-525 They make this tool for cleaning car battery terminals. It's like a hole made of wire brush bristles. Go to the auto parts store and shove one of those on your tip. Then, whenever you get erect, the wire bristles will force their way in, causing tremendous pain and anguish. Unless you're some sort of pain-freak, that should work. They make this tool for cleaning car battery terminals. It’s like a hole made of wire brush bristles. Go to the auto parts store and shove one of those on your tip. Then, whenever you get erect, the wire bristles will force their way in, causing tremendous pain and anguish. Unless you’re some sort of pain-freak, that should work.

]]> Comment on Sometime…you have to chuck a knife… by IC http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1528&cpage=1#comment-524 IC Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:51:53 +0000 http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1528#comment-524 You know I know you tell me that I don't know what I am talking about...but I know... You know I know you tell me that I don’t know what I am talking about…but I know…

]]> Comment on We Don’t Appreciate Your Business by IC http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1533&cpage=1#comment-523 IC Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:50:51 +0000 http://www.spherxsdomain.com/?p=1533#comment-523 I agree!!! I agree!!!

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